Police Officer Gets GRILLED by a Lawyer in Court. His reply is priceless!

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On the off chance that you ever testify in court, you may wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The legal advisor was attempting to undermine the policeman’s validity…

Q: “Officer — did you see my client escaping the scene?”

A: “No sir. Be that as it may, I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.”

Q: “Officer — who provided this description?”

A: “The officer who responded to the scene.”

Q: “A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?”

A: “Yes, sir. With my life.”

Q: “With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?”

A: “Yes sir, we do!”

Q: “And do you have a locker in the room?”

A: “Yes sir, I do.”

Q: “And do you have a lock on your locker?”

A: “Yes sir.”

Q: “Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?”

A: “You see, sir — we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.”

The court ejected in chuckling, and a brief break was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year’s “Best Comeback” Line — I think he’ll win.


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    on a felony case that I worked, I was being questioned by a defense attorney " CONSTABLE, HOW FAR CAN YOU SEE AT NIGHT ?( YOU ARRESTED MY CLIENT AT 2AM) I ANSWERED, " I CAN SEE THE sTARS AT NIGHT. ( THATS PRETTY FAR, THE NEXT QUESTION WAS , CONSTABLE, have you lied in your lifetime", my answer was , not UNDER OATH, SIR…, I won the case…

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